Are you going to cry at my funeral?

A few weeks ago, Gam was talking to Pastor Mike.

“Are you going to cry at my funeral?”

“Pat–I don’t cry.”

“Well you’d better. I want tears. Lots of tears.”

“Pat, I’m not much of a cryer.”

Gam scowls and points a finger.

“Now you listen to me. If you don’t cry at my funeral, I’m going to jump right out of that box and kick you in the shins.”