What to Remember When Your Grandma Does Karate
Gam in Japan . The 3-Legged Cat . Teaching at the Dojo . The Japanese Spies . Fight at the Sumo Bar . The Magic Refrigerator . Frankenstein’s Granddaughter . Teaching me to Tan . Dirty Scrabble . Water Walking . “What happened to your boobs?” . Brutal, Beautiful Honesty . I Like It On Top . The Snow Bhudda . License to Smoke . Making Me Angry . Her Voicemail Message . The Day My Butt Got Bigger . Kava . The Boob Stealer . Hockers . Betty TruLear . Viagra . STD . Crabbing . A Carot Ring . Kaylee Amazing Grace . A Date to the Casino . Why Shit is Gam’s Favorite Word . When I Became a Christian . Horse Races & The Board . Your Boyfriends are Ugly . If You Really Loved Jesus . Bulletin and Bobbysocks . Why We Have Corgis . Dirty Scrabble . “This one’s cute, can I kiss him?” . The Eagles . Interviewing Burt Reynolds . When I Gave Pop a Heart Attack . Favorite Phrases . What Pop told Gam, Before . Dancing at Becky’s Wedding . No More Dumb Diapers . The Time I Fell in the Jeti . Music Man . Do Your Boobs Hang Low? . New Hair, New Boyfriends . Feeding Seagulls . Cousin Clifton . Banana Bread Eric . The House in Delaware . Duck Love . The Beautiful People . Mr. Bud . Last Wishes . The Nice Man at the Front Desk . Cussing for Jesus . Holy Cats! . Hot at the Wedding . Gotcha! . The Time the Cat Got Out . No More Dumb Diapers . Naked On A Log . Clam Boat Day . Frogging . The River . The Beautiful People . Poised for Romance . When She Fell in the Shower . Look at those Bosooms! . How she got my Grandpa . Michael Savage . Her Very First Instant Message . “You should get bangs.” . Tootsie the Hooker . Woo-Hoo! . Thongs . My Half-Japanese Hopeful . Loretta . The 2 a.m. Wedding . Flirting with the Teenagers . “He Has a Cute Butt” . Mrs. Wilson . Creepy Hall Decor . Hands . Holy Sheets and Pillowcases!