What happened to your boobs?

“Jenny, you’re not very big, are you?”

“What?”

“Your boobs. You don’t really got ’em.”

“Thanks Gam.”

“So what’s wrong with you?”

“Pardon?”

“Your mother has them. Your aunt has them. I’ve got bozooms.”

“Bozooms?”

“As a matter of fact I think everyone in your whole family’s got bozooms–‘cept you and your sister.”

[Cricket Cricket Cricket]

“So, what happened to you?”

“I have no idea Gam.”

“Oh well! You’ll have to use your legs. You’ve got nice legs.”

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3 thoughts on “What happened to your boobs?

  1. Haha this is great. When I first met my biological family, one of the worries the girls had was whether or not I would have boobs or not. My mother has none and my aunts are loaded. They were not disappointed. WHICH is good because I do NOT have nice legs. Here’s to boobs!

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